The day started well as I awoke to a sea mist covering the city:

This boded well for my planned day out because it was cool as I started my trek out to Tolmeita (the Greek city Ptolemeis), and Apollonia, and I planned to be out in the open for most of the time. I had my trusty Google map with me, so I knew that, even though the locals said the coast road was not continuous, there was a thick yellow line on the page showing this belief to be false. I reached Tocra without incident, and managed to slip off the main road onto a little-used minor road which did indeed hug the coast. You can see the mountains to the right, and the sea to the left, so a lovely drive:

Once I got near to Tolmeita, I asked for precise directions at a police station (it's becoming a bit of a habit), and not only did they give me directions, but two of them also jumped into my car to make sure I didn't get lost. Even I couldn't have managed that - it was straight ahead with no turn-offs.
We drove past beautiful beaches, empty of people, and blessed with fine white sand. What a beautiful place it would be to share some time with someone special, I thought to myself, nobody else who spoke English being to hand.
When we got there, I thought it looked very well kept, and there were people still living in the ancient houses, but it turned out that this was the new town.

My personal guides urged me onwards, and there was a collectiion of statues, and a few huts, one of which was the ticket office and museum - it was shut. Undaunted, I asked where the ruins were, and a local chap waved his hand in a generally southerly direction, saying: "Over there." So I went 'over there', to find yet more run-down huts, this time inhabited by animals. On further inspection though, I saw some rather older pieces of stonework up the hill a bit, so, Lonely Planet open at the appropriate page, I trekked the short distance to the old town. It was gorgeous, and I had the whole place to myself - no gates, no people, no fences....and no guides. It didn't matter, because it is an ancient Graeco-Roman site in miniature - only a very small proportion has been excavated, so it is all very accessible and discoverable.
A particularly interesting spot was the cistern (yes, I knew you'd be fascinated):

Underneath that flat piece of ground you can see is a honeycomb of water storage chambers, originally fed by springs supplied from the Jebel Akhtar. I dropped a stone down one of the vents, and waited for it to hit the ground - it wasn't likely that anyone would be down there, I thought. Then curiosity got the better of me and I looked for a broken vent which would let me have a closer look. Fantastic - I found one which even had steps leading down into the darkness. As I reached the bottom I remember thinking: "I'd better remember where I came in or I could be down here some time." As you can see, with the help of the flash on my wonderful Sony Cybershot digital camera, available at all good camera shops, it was great. What a wonderful place to hold a masquerade party, I thought, as I wandered from chamber to chamber, progressively losing all bearings. It was so quiet, as, indeed, was the whole site. It was also cool which was welcome because by the time I reached here, the sun was well and truly up. After some time spent exploring, I thought I'd better retrace my steps. Well, not a chance! I was like Hansel in the woods, without even a bread trail to follow. I did keep calm though, and eventually managed to find an egress, although not the same one as I had used for access, but I really didn't mind.

Back in the open, I continued my tour, next finding this lovely little odeon (not the original, I suspect, of cinema fame):

and then this villa, overlooking the sea, centred on a swimming pool. Oh, what I'd have given for a dip in that:

Tour completed, I returned to the museum which was now open, and paid my fee. By chance, the guide mentioned in the Lonely Planet book was there - he saw my rather dirty and crumpled bible in my hands. I should have asked him to sign it!
Right, I thought, I'll carry on now to Apollonia. All I need to do is carry on along the coast road, and I'll eventually pitch up there. How wrong could I be. There was a road, of sorts, out of Tolmeita, but it was a track for 4WD vehicles really. I thought it's bound to improve, so I pressed on. After a few kilometres of heavy going, I saw what looked like a Great Man Made River site, so I carried on towards that. Well, it wasn't the GMMR, it was a new road in the making, some of it metalled, and some of it still gravel, but it was flat, and straight, and it was following the coast, so on I went. Other than one of two diversions to get past washed-away stretches, it was pretty good, and I made good progress for probably about 10 kms. There were no other cars, of course, and the setting was perfect:

Then it stopped, and reverted back to the rough track I'd started on. I wasn't too bothered - a decent stretch of road would come along any minute. It didn't - it went from bad to worse. Eventually I was going along rocky wadis, down sheep and goat paths, amongst thorn bushes, worrying all the time that I'd punch a hole in the sump and be stranded miles from anywhere with my only hope of help being a mountain climb away. On top of which, my petrol reserves were running low from all the revving and skidding, so things were not feeling too good. Nevertheless, I was sure I'd get to a better stretch soon.
When I reached a sheer cliff at the end of a particularly difficult stretch, after a steep downhill patch, my optimism was finally beaten: I was, quite literally, at the end of the road. I couldn't go on, so I had to go back - all the way back to Tolmeita, about 20 kms or more. Uphill, for the worst parts. And then I smelt petrol.
It's a good job I was on my own, I thought, because tempers would have been frayed otherwise. I had only myself to blame, and there was only one realistic solution to my predicament - turn round, and get on with it.
With the petrol gauge reading empty, I span the car round (reversing wasn't an option), and started back, by now shaking with....I don't know what....fear, stupidity, apprehension? Still, I just had to press on.
At one steep, rocky, and rutted point, the tyres would just not get a grip, and I threw up clouds of dust as I tried everything to manoeuvre the car over the boulders, knowing that if I made a mistake, I could fly off the side onto the rocks below. This really was the low point of my day, and I was beginning to think I was in real trouble.
However, after skilfully using my supreme driving skills together with my in-depth knowledge of tyre mechanics and momentum, I negotiated this obstacle, after which the remainder of the journey seemed almost relaxing. The petrol gauge corrected itself, the smell of petrol went away, the oil pressure light didn't come on, and my shaking stopped. I got back to the unmade road, and cruised into Tolmeita a much wiser and thoughtful person. The car survived remarkably well - a few scratches from thorn bushes, and a few dents to the exhaust but otherwise, nothing - apart from a thick layer of red dust inside and out.
Lessons? Don't trust Google maps, always believe the locals, keep the petrol tank full, and always drive a Mazda.
Apollonia? Well, I did start off in that direction via more conventional roads, but after a while, turned round and went home - I'd had enough excitement for the day. It'll wait for me - it's waited over 2000 years already; another week won't make any difference.



























